irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
crispyweave: do she got a booty? she dooooooooooooooo
claydols: tumblr is a great example that age does not fully determine maturity or intelligence
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
earthnation: will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
creapy: if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
fakeyouout: “money doesn’t buy happiness” let me test this hypothesis
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
theroachsalad: saraunderthesea: ...
katherlne: vangoghsdaughter: katherlne: “you have van gogh’s ear for music” hahaha follow for more nineteenth century impressionist-painter burns He cut off parts of his ear lobe. His hearing was not affected. tell ur dad im a fan of his work
brandnewswastikas: I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
vondell-swain: she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
tessaviolet: band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected um I just saw this on my dash again and WHEN DID THIS GET 35,000 NOTES ARE YOU KIDDING ME.
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
scraggay: boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't