yes i want something called a bacon bacon biscuit in my body why would you even doubt that
i told my mom that my kids were going to be olympic gymnasts and she laughed and said that my kids could never be that small but jokes on her because she passed these genetics on to me
hyperbolequeen: I want all of you to know that the no man left behind rule does not apply to me when it comes to wasps I will run and leave you to fend for yourself I don’t care
I would like to make one thing clear.
jesusiswhatthisworldneeds: thelyricaldiaries: Jesus loves everyone. I mean everyone. Every single person on this planet. “But what about ga..” “What about divor…” “Are you sure he likes trans…” “Hey! What about prosti…” “You can’t mean musl…” And if you dare to call yourself a Christian you better love the crap out of EVERYONE too! No matter what This is pretty epic.
feyminism: I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
Did you know from 1900-1920 Tug Of War was an...
thenewhotness: There is literally no reason on the entire planet I can think of that would convince me that they shouldn’t bring it back
dcpierson: To find the geographical location of The Friend Zone, go to Google Maps and have it calculate the distance between LOVE YOU and LOVE YA.
vinny001: click play and watch the .gif
nik-noodle: jamie-christian-follese: smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall. now that’s what i call a family shoulda sent it to you on tumblr
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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actuallybatman: seriouslyspiderman: curlyboff: Great. I jump off a building. so i’m gonna be shot by an arrow and die in jon snow’s arms i’ll take it
rnax: rnax: me seductively whispering...
Drying your hands when there isn't any paper towel
abunchoftwats: oscarstardis: liveinphoenix: ricksanscrotum: albus severus potter is literally the worst name ever bronx mowgli wentz begs to differ Renesmee Carlie Cullen
videohall: Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome. “I hate people who start clapping to things like this. Screw clap starters.”
sometimes i can’t eat meat because i start to think of it as something else. like the other night my dad cooked ham for dinner but when i took a bite i suddenly pictured it as the meat of a naked mole rat and i couldn’t eat it i mean wtf what is wrong with me
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on