gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
hyperbolequeen: what is the point of living on campus if you go home every weekend that’s the only time it’s even fun
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
we are never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...
zooeyclairedeschanel: dont mention my tumblr posts to me in real life i keep my real life and online life separate im like hannah montana
clausflying: WHAT IF YOU BIT INTO AN APPLE AND IT BEGAN SCREAMING
pinkbaron: thorhead: pretty much the most accurate of the nightbloggers you will ever see is when barbossa’s crew get exposed to moonlight in curse of the black pearl you best start believing in 3am posts miss turner you’re in one
johnquincyadams: “and hell yeah i’m the motherfucking princess” 2007 avril lavigne is 2012 me
hyperbolequeen: do not post videos of soldiers surprising their kids by coming home I will literally turn into a pile of tears and mush
araneaserket: its called fashion you wouldnt understand
genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
badcgijosh: She wears short skirts I also wear short skirts that girl wears short skirts too lots of people wear short skirts you wear short skirts your parents wear short skirts short skirts short skirts short skirts short skirts skort shirts short short shrot skaugh aaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuugh skirts
square-enix: square-enix: about three years ago someone in my house took this giant stuffed lemur and “crucified” it on an old music stand nobody has even made an effort to move it, nobody’s talked about it it’s just there
iamala: starksmash: instantremorse: i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it. OR THEY TALK OVER IT AND GO TO GET FOOD AND YOU’RE LIKE “SHOULD I PAUSE IT” AND THEYRE JUST LIKE “Nah it’s okay.” It’s even worse when they don’t...